want to call this post going for a jobbie or a seat private

hi all

do you get fussy when you need to go for a jobbie or a plopp some where else not in your house in your own toilet such as in a hotel over seas for me i have traveled for menny years but of recently i have found my self going for a jobbie at other times such as last year when i was in madeira just off portugal i went for a jobbie strate after supper in the evening time normally when i am over seas i go for a jobbie at lunch time around 1 pm time zone but i can not even go in the mornings over seas like even after breakfast or later on in the mornings i think you have got to know where you are going to be sitting for a jobbie over seas i do not mind the toilet seats with the colours on them like you can buy a white one or a blackseat to fit on the pan we have a white one at home in our house and i can feel at ease sitting on there and i think at our hotel its a green coloured seat but i think your bum is really private and you should choose who cleans you if you need cleaned at phew we have white toilet seats but some times they shake so lets say you needed to sit for five minutes in piece you some times feel shaky so you can not even sit back sorry to pass wind before you plopp and hush that is what i was trying to do last thursday as well is pass wind before i plopped and i know your bowels are private but i feel its important to have a place where you are happy to have a jobbie i know you some times need to go in other places like hospitals but for some people it can be frustrateing to go in other places especially if you are a touch constipated and wood like to be at home for your first jobbie maybe for a few days i will put this here that is how i miss my house when i am at phew as i feel a touch nervice to have a seat some where i do not know as some people like there own space for there jobbie time

i do not mind putting this here i was in at phew a few visits ago with this user called neil and hush neil said to the night shift at 10 pm i am going for a poo and they said to him we will be with you in a second but i am still wondering to this day was neil going for a seat at that time so that he wood feel at peace as the sound level can make you feel at times nervice to even have a jobbie in that place and i also think to have a right good jobbie some times you need alot of peace and quiet and i am wondering if that is how neil took that chance to have a jobbie at that time i might do that time soon as well as it says on google you can train your bowels to move at other times hush i am wondering if that is what i did in  madeira last year did i manage to train my bowels to move in the evening i will tell you what happend the first time i did a jobbie in the madeiran evening i had went in to the toilet for a wee and i sit down to wee as i can not stand for that task as well so i had finished doing a wee and then i said to my self you do not feel right as in i felt weard and i thought something weard is going to happen here and with in a second i had a lot of wind coming out of my bum and do you ever get the feeling its only wind you have and i thought that was the case here that night as i was in another country so i said to my self you better sit back and i did some light pushing as i thought if its wind i have it would go away after a wile so five minutes later i was still pushing and the next thing i said too my self see that wind you have its just gave you the heavy feeling so my bum was getting fuller and fuller and the next thing my bowels had moved but they made a loud plopp sound hush i think i was getting a touch constipated after the flight

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